when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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