it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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