Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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