I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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