my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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