if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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