yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I love you.
Bad choice
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