Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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