the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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