I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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