i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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