is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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