We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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