I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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