I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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