i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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