I have demons in me.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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