these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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