I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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