It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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