Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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