no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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