hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
you had me at cake vodka
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
