she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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