i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we made out on top of his cat.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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