your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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