He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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