Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
True strength comes from lack of pants
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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