today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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