How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This is my gift to your gina
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
