She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You can't motorboat a personality
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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