They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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