Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Mom said you looked used
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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