the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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