I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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