A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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