Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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