you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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