oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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