i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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