Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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