I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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