Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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