mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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