I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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