I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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