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If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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