Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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