I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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