don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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