Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
