Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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