My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
