It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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