I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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