Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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