Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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